Rate Bryce Harper’s Bright Green Phillie Phanatic Cleats He Rocked On Opening Day

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Bryce Harper’s posturing to the people of Philadelphia has reached eye-roll status. When Harper gave up his number 34 out of respect for Roy Halladay, it was a kind gesture. When he began using the Fresh Prince theme as his walk-up song, it was cute. When he showed up to the ballpark today wearing Phanatic and Gritty t-shirt, I guess I could begrudgingly fucks with it.

BIG MOOD @bryceharper3 pic.twitter.com/TbUSCciWmn

— Gritty (@GrittyNHL) March 28, 2019

But when Harper opened the season Thursday afternoon against the Braves rocking bright neon green Philly Phanatic cleats, I can’t help but to draw the line. Dude’s been in Philly for a cup of coffee and suddenly he’s Rocky Marciano. I bet he hasn’t even been to Pat’s or Geno’s!! (cue the Philly residents angrily telling me that Tony Luke’s is the real cheesesteak).

.@bryceharper3: Philly guy. pic.twitter.com/PYNejTtNEu

— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) March 28, 2019

Bryce Harper’s Philly Phanatic cleats are solid. pic.twitter.com/PnSPVztotb

— Dayne Young (@dayneyoung) March 28, 2019

Yawn.

Oh go pound sand, Patti! He would have moved to Sierra Leone if the price was right!

P.S. Those cleats are dope. It’s just been a long week.

 

 

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