Four Loko’s New Drink Is The ‘Hardest Seltzer In The Universe’ With 3 Times More Alcohol Than The Competition

Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly pic.twitter.com/g5ilBIyhl4

— Four Loko (@fourloko) August 13, 2019

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Four Loko Sour is flavored “with a hint of blue razz.” Did you know you can make your own hard seltzer by mixing quality alcohol with seltzer or even cut down on the preparation by adding no seltzer at all?

The internet did not disappoint with the Four Loko seltzer jokes.

Me the next day after blacking out because of Four Loko Seltzer pic.twitter.com/GeW89kK65g

— Sad Boy Kof (@Kofie) August 13, 2019

Me: “I mean it’s just a spiked seltzer right?”

*buys two Four Loko Sour Seltzer with a Hint of Blue Razz*

Me 48 hours later and in Panama: pic.twitter.com/0cV4yhZPRJ

— Spenser Harvey (@SpenserHarvey) August 14, 2019

Four Loko coming out with a seltzer is like your toxic ex becoming hot and guess who’s crawling back baby

— salad (@defnotsally) August 14, 2019

drinking White Claw v. drinking Four Loko seltzer pic.twitter.com/SADTZcH4YJ

— pwnteam (@pwnteam) August 14, 2019

accidentally mixed McDonalds Sprite and the Four Loko seltzer and now my name is

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— Kellen (@captainkalvis) August 14, 2019

14% abv Four Loko vs the hard seltzer industry pic.twitter.com/DfFjA4jlbT

— kid cubby (@kid_cubby) August 13, 2019

Spiked seltzer:
Me: pic.twitter.com/RmxyFL6B7J

— Four Loko (@fourloko) August 14, 2019

White Claw currently dominates the hard seltzer market and accounted for nearly 55% of all hard seltzer sales for the week of July 4, 2019. White Claw and Truly, the second most popular alcoholic fizzy water, make up 85% of all hard seltzer sales according to Nielsen. Over the past year, hard seltzer has seen a 200% increase in sales.

If there “ain’t no laws when you’re drinking claws,” then that means it’s complete unadulterated anarchy when you’re drinking Four Loko.

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