So in the captain marvel trailer, there’s a moment where she … decks a senior citizen on the bus. Seems like that might have warranted a little bit more context than we got? pic.twitter.com/Wo5YNbEafe
— Alex Goldman (@AGoldmund) September 18, 2018
Well, it worked. Because that one moment in the almost two-minute long trailer is the talk of the internet.
And by talk of the internet, I, of course, mean it’s been turned into a funny meme, because that is what the internet does.
Okay, the question is, why did Captain Marvel hit the old lady on the bus?
Please answer and use hashtag#WhyDidCarolHitTheLady?
— GAIL SIMONE (@GailSimone) September 18, 2018
Valid question. Let’s see if we can get some answers.
She saw a volkswagon beetle.#WhyDidCarolHitTheLady
— TalkZone Radio (@TalkZoneRadio) September 18, 2018
She kept singing that damn 1-800-Kars-4Kids song #WhyDidCarolHitTheLady
— Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) September 18, 2018
Skrulls in disguise. #WhyDidCarolHitTheLady
— ZP International (@zpinternational) September 18, 2018
This is the setup for why we haven’t seen Carol since the 90s. She has PTSD from the war with the Skrulls, and assaulted a woman after mistakenly thinking she was a Skrull and has been housed at Litchfield Penitentiary ever since. #WhyDidCarolHitTheLady
— Ryan (@Yayhamlet2419) September 18, 2018
She said Yanny instead of Laurel.#WhyDidCarolHitTheLady
— Tom III (@DaThoid) September 18, 2018
She said microtransactions in home console games were a natural addition, and EA should be commended for how it was used in Battlefront II. #WhyDidCarolHitTheLady?
— Ian LOATHES NAZIS ENTIRELY CAMERON (@KalelData) September 18, 2018
#WhyDidCarolHitTheLady She called her Shazam
— S@l@h H@ss@npour (@SalHas81) September 18, 2018
Okay, that one wins, because Shazam is also called Captain Marvel, for some odd reason.
Now, the memes…
[FALCON PUNCH]#CaptainMarvel pic.twitter.com/hH57gvzTfm
— Jacopo della Quercia (@Jacopo_della_Q) September 18, 2018
Yooo why did Captain Marvel punch that old lady like that I’m screaming pic.twitter.com/zOrAHHP2xf
— ross geller hate page. (@_Rozayyy) September 18, 2018
“Why did Captain Marvel punch an old lady in the face?”
Actual Captain Marvel fans: pic.twitter.com/LS3Gt4Xs1x
— Brit Fury ︽✵︽ (@msbfeur) September 18, 2018
Captain Marvel: Time to punch an old bitch in the face.
Nick Fury, doing voiceover: Fuck yeah! pic.twitter.com/zxS1WiyXqV
— the thicc husband (@lukeisamazing) September 18, 2018
Captain Marvel when she sees an old lady pic.twitter.com/G4USxU9s2m
— Brandon Davis (@BrandonDavisBD) September 18, 2018
When locals still complaining about captain marvel punched a nice old lady pic.twitter.com/JIbRhz9Ojk
— Bella (@_superspicy) September 18, 2018
“Did #CaptainMarvel just punch an old lady!?”
-Everyone who doesn’t know what Skrulls are pic.twitter.com/Wp6MAalWjh
— Stephanie Cooke (@hellocookie) September 18, 2018
What if the whole movie is just Captain Marvel beating the shit out of old ladies on the bus?
— Mark Ellis (@markellislive) September 18, 2018
Do we really need whole articles explaining why Carol Danvers punched an old lady in the face? Probably it’ll be explained in the movie, right?
Who’s the person going “NO! I will go no further until I know exactly why Captain Marvel punched an old lady. Someone explain!”?
— Kyle Anderson (@FunctionalNerd) September 18, 2018
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