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There’s Now ‘Crotch Charms’ You Can Hang From Your Bikini Bottoms

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A company has designed what looks like the most pointless, uncomfortable and massively impractical jewellery ever, crotch charms.

The Tokyo based company BoDivas has designed and created an item they call the ‘beachtail’ a crotch ornament designed to hang down between the unlucky wearer’s legs.

Why? Well we’ve no idea but the BoDivas have described them as ‘sexy’, despite the fact they look more like a medieval torture device, so we’re guessing they’re supposed to be attractive?

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Don’t go thinking that crotch ornamentation is just for the beach though, these ‘classy’ and ‘very original’ (BoDivas’ words not ours) charms can apparently be worn with panties, thongs, tangas, and shorts.

The charms themselves are basically made of uncomfortable looking thick chains which go inside bikini bottoms with more delicate chains hanging out underneath the crotch like weird stray metallic pubes.

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Some of the chains even have gem stones on them, presumably to prove just how ‘classy’ the wearer is but also creating the effect that the wearers shiny pubes have been infected with particularly garish crabs.

You can own your own metallic merkin for the low, low price of $19.50 to $22.50.

We don’t think anyone will be rushing to the shops to get them…

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