Category - Life

Life

I’m Ready To Say Goodbye To 2017

God & Man 2017, I’m ready to say goodbye to you. You came so fast and in the blink of the eyes, the time has come for you to leave. I’m surprisingly glad that there are no hard feeling or any lingering regret that make...

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Some Very Specific Crushes I Have On Celebrities

Joe Rogan’s Instagram The guy I have a crush on but also know his pathological laziness means I would never feel like he really loved me enough and I’d always be unhappy in a relationship with him so I’m going to be best...

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Koko, The “Talking” Gorilla

“SURELY THE WORLD’S MOST ACCOMPLISHED GORILLA”—PBS, 1999 Koko was born in 1971 as Hanabi-Ko at San Francisco Zoo. She was described as “tiny,” “unnourished,” “sickly,” “cheerful and curious.” At 12...

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Something About Not Trying To Steer The River

A year ago my therapist asked me if I could do something “51 percent” better than I had done it the day before. I don’t remember what I was talking to her about, but I remembered how panicked I felt at the idea of making...

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On Falling In Digitized Lust

Franca Gimenez Vibration, silence, then repeat: you’d think I have a man for every sound my phone has made. I have not settled for tedium, even after meeting a superfluous amount of these shadow people: social media made...