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Drunk and Topless Florida Woman Crashes Her Car, Then Offers Sex to a Cop

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A Florida woman is purported to have offered a police officer sex after he found her drunk and topless after she’d had a car accident.

30-year-old Jamie Schmude was taken into custody for driving under the influence after the crash, which took place in Stuart, Florida.

According to cops, she wasn’t wearing a shirt and her jeans were down to her thighs when they arrived. They say the care reeked of alcohol.

She’s said to have been slurring her words and speaking incoherent babble as she was transported to a hospital.

She was read her rights at the hospital.

She then purportedly started yelling at the nurses for about 20 minutes. She caused “a big scene,” they say, before she suddenly fell asleep.

She woke up just long enough to “belch loudly” several times, which put the very strong odor of alcohol into the air.

When she woke up again, she didn’t know where she was.

She told a deputy that let her know where she was that he was “the sexiest thing” she’d ever seen. She then told him she was going to have sex with him, before moaning and biting her lower lip at him.

Then her hand thrust down into her crotch area. She did this at least three times, according to the arrest affidavit.

She claims she’d had “a lot of Ciroc” that night, as she became “very belligerent and cocky” as she was taken to jail.

Her blood alcohol content was measured at 0.168 and 0.161, both more than twice the legal limit.

 

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