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Chicago Man is Busted for Slapping 25 “Bitches Because He Was Tired of Bitches”

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A Chicago man was arrested for slapping 25 bitches…his words.

The 23-year-old says he was “tired of bitches” playing games, so he went to a liquor store, bought a fifth of Hennessy, and “got pissy drunk”.

He then decided to walk down the street and “slap the dog shit out of every bitch” he came across.

One witness said, “I thought he was a pimp, the way he was slapping them hoes around, but he ain’t ask them for no money.” [sic]

He then tried to slap a large woman, which caused an argument. That got the cops called and he was taken into custody.

He’s been handed multiple charges for assault, disorderly conduct, and being publicly intoxicated.

According to a statement from the perp, “They can all me ‘Captain smack a hoe’. Sometimes bitches do stupid shit and gotta get smacked. A bitch could be a male nowadays. There’s a lot of male bitches too.”

He’s due in court next month.

 

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